1. When I´m thinking about certain problems that have to be solved in very short time, i always rub my nose like “Wickie” the swedish guys might know the children´s books: “Vicke Viking”.

2. When I´m drunk I always go through the same stages: euphoric, philosophise, going mad (by that time i prefer shouting “I want to f…”) and only a few seconds later ending up depressed (because i didn´t get what i wanted).
There´s only one way to avoid this: I have to be fast enough: Then it´s more like, euphoric followed by coma.

3. I always forget to shut the door completely when watching pornography ( poor female flatmates…)

4. When my alarm bell rings in the morning i have to stay at least 45 minutes in bed before getting up for work. (thats why the bell rings at 5 in the morning…)

5. I´m talking to myself when I go shopping. Last week people even stared at me because i said to myself that i couldn´t understand why anyone should clean up his ass with four-ply toilet paper. (I don´t want to say the exact words i used…)

Oh I got six:
6. I always check my nose because I fear there could be a big fat bogy(correct word?) there right in my face…

1. When socks have a motif on, I have to find the matching pairs so that the motifs are always facing outwards.

2. I always have to set the volume level on stereos, the television, etc. to a multiple of two or five – so 15, 16 and 18 are OK, but 17 isn’t.

3. When I get home from work, I always empty my pockets of keys, my wallet, etc. before I eat dinner. It feels strange if I don’t.

4. I dip biscuits in whatever I happen to be drinking at the time, even if it’s not the traditional biscuit-dipping drink of tea. I draw the line at beer though.

5. I Google pretty much everything. That’s why I know that this five habits thing is on more blogs that I’ve had hot dinners.